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April Fools 2025

Posted on April 1, 2025 by Our Town Staff
Sarsota News Events:
April 1st, 2025
* Sarasota County will cancel real estate taxes for the next two years given their pockets have been inflated by humongous increases in property values over the past five years.
* Downtown condo owners will stop griping about all of the nightlife downtown.
* Mother Nature promised to spare us from more Category 4-5 hurricanes.
* Publix will lower their prices “to make shopping a pleasure”.
* New planning guidelines will require infrastructure to be accomplished before new developments are permitted.
* Residents will be given a special pass for area beaches so they have priority parking privileges.
* Slow drivers will begin to drive in the far right lane instead of the left passing lane.
* Sarasota will finally get a fantastic-tasting Chinese restaurant and one that is clean.
* New College will be restored to its original pristine stature.
* And of course, our repeat revelation: Persons found feeding the birds at area beaches will be required to cover themselves with chicken skin for six hours at the beach.
* Florida legislatures agree to stay in session more than 60 out of 360 days in a year.
* Our Town Sarasota finally stops pointing out ludicrous observations.
Feel free to chime in!
Happy April Fools Day 😉
Posted in Local Culture & Lifestyle, NewsTagged April Fools, Sarasota news events

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